Sorry, no pictures today, but maybe it'll be somewhat entertaining. My
bffm has interviewed me. I have to tell you that it totally stressed me out, particularly question #5. Don't skip to the end, though. Below is the interview.
1. What's your favorite story featuring your Dad from your childhood? Well, there are so many to choose from. There's getting lost in June with long sleeves in the Conecuh River swamp, camping all the way from Alabama to Wyoming and back for an entire month, "it's not a finger" - probably a post in and of itself, but there are definitely two finalists.
The first has to do with catching and killing some kind of flying critter in our 1920s home. (You must understand that there are many, many openings in a 1920s home and all sorts of critters can come in.) This particular night, I believe it was a large mosquito who had been pestering my parents around bedtime. My dad was coming to the rescue. For some reason, all three of us kids were in their bedroom. You must visualize him in baseball-ready position, ready to pounce, ready to annihilate that mosquito....in his underwear. He always slept in his underwear. I believe it was my sister who coined "SuperFrog" about that time. We laughed until we cried, but....
I think the one that we still laugh even harder about is the time we were watching TV. This time Daddy was again in his "sleeping attire," but in the den. We had a good friend, Gwen, who would just come walking into our house. No knocking. No warning. Just in she waltz. She was part of our family so it was no big deal. One night my little brother - ok, some of you have already figured out where this is going - decided to sneak outside and pretend to be Gwen. In he came. Daddy hurdled the back of his Lazyboy and covered the next 10 feet with one only foot touching down. I am not lying. He was to the top of their loft bedroom with maybe two more steps. It was a super bionic SuperFrog moment. We still laugh until we have tears thinking about that moment. And I didn't encourage my little brother, at all. Honest. Our family so loves to laugh.
Ok. That was probably a little more than you expected. I will do better.
2. You are a wonderful scrapbooker, and you and I went to a scrapbook convention one year even though we didn't exactly fit in. Why do you scrapbook? I want CBT and JST to remember everything. Awww. Who am I kidding? I want to remember everything. We are so blessed and I find that flipping through those pages is a reminder of God's faithfulness and blessings. I scrapped a page of a wreck I had about 18 months ago and was reminded of how much more seriously injured I should have been. I have such a horrible memory. (And it is fun to watch them enjoy looking at the pictures.)
3. What kind of clothes are you most comfortable in? Totally depends. I really like being "dressed" for work. We have a business casual policy, but I'm usually in a suit. But, once I get home I would prefer to go straight to pajamas. In deference to the men in my house, you will typically find me in some kind of workout pants and top (and always barefoot or socks if it's cold).
4. What is your motto? I don't know if I have a motto. I think Keith would probably say it's, "Git 'er done." Once I decide I want to do something, I tend to bully my way through it. I like to think it might be more lofty like Jeremiah 29:11. "I know the plans I have for you. Plans for your welfare and not your calamity." In other words, God's got it under control so I can chill I little. Maybe it's that's what I wish my motto was :)
5. You are a wonderful hostess. If you could invite any 5 people from history for dinner, who would you invite and what would you cook? Did I just say chill? This question totally stressed me out. I thought of all kind of interesting people, but they just wouldn't go together. You will see that I ended up with a group that would certainly have something in common, but I think would still have lively conversation. I will have to have several other dinners to accommodate some of the other guests. I still can't figure out how to host the Union and Confederate invitees, though.
I digress...here's my list. I think Martin Luther would be very interesting. He seemed like a jovial kind of fellow who like to stir things up. I wanted to have a couple so I selected John and Abigail Adams. They seem like were so sweet together. I really wanted to invite Catherine the Great, but, well....you can imagine why she got scrapped. Dietrich Bonhoeffer seems like a very interesting choice. Someone who was willing to stand up to such incredible evil. Lastly, I would want to have Keith's great Aunt Pearl. She was a missionary to China and was captured by the Japanese, who held her as a POW. After the war she went back to be a missionary to the Japanese people. From what I know of her, she was a fascinating person.
This group may be slightly too political for Aunt Pearl, but I would make sure she was between Abigail and Keith.
Then, what to cook?! After thinking about the different tastes, I decided my basic Sunday dinner would be least offensive to the most.
Aunt Pat's Salad
Pot Roast
Mashed Potatoes with Gravy
Buffet Green Beans
Corn Rice Casserole
Congealed Salad (can't remember the real name, but it has lemon jello, cheddar cheese, pineapple, nuts - yummy)
Rolls
Sweet Tea, of course
Homemade Ice Cream (if summer)
Bread Pudding (if winter)
Now if you would like to be interview, here are the directions:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. (I get to pick the questions.)
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.